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The following table shows who will advance from Group C based on the possible outcomes of the final two games.

* Order to be determined by goal differential or goals scored
All things being equal (“random” is probably a better word here), which of course they’re not, here are the chances of each team advancing:
Slovenia: 8/11
USA: 5/11
England: 4/11
Algeria: 3/11
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